NMF journeyman Jimmy Alloy Malloy is hard at it getting in shape for the 2013 season.
The league's senior statesman at 78 years 32 days is a firm believer in working out regularly.
Seen here in the backyard of his spacious chinchilla ranch located in Upper Holt,
Alloy demonstrates the left toe touch. Jimmy cautions "this move is much harder
than it looks, especially at my age, gotta watch out for the surprise shart if you forget to control your pucker string..."
Bruins
2013 NMFNHL "A" Cup Champions
"B" Cup Winners, Rangers
"C" Cup Winners, Hurricanes
"D" Cup Losers,
Dennis Beilhartz
and his Sharks
Arriving home around 1:30 am after Saturday nights NMF year end festivities,
Commissioner Glen Letman discovered "D" Cup Champion Dennis Beilhartz
sprawled on his front steps. Beilhartz was mumbling incoherently something
to the effect of " My humps, my humps, my lovely D cup humps"
The Central York Fire Sevices Hazmat team was called in.
The incident can only be described as disturbing...
A rare glimpse inside the Bruins dressing room shows how the high flying Bears unwind after losing big to the Kings in week 3 playoff action. Defenseman Peter "The Silver Fox" Smyth takes a break from a game of underwear shinny and gets a little off the sides from Patrick "Floyd" Hoey. Aaron "The Goalie Missile" Karmazyn relaxes on the massage table waiting for his second beating of the night. Tony Hodge looks on in anticipation...
Who is this pictured above?
Thanks go out to an unnamed North Star rookie for this contribution.
Post your answer in the Poll to the left.
Penguins net minder Murray "The Miracle" Booth is all smiles for the camera
as another one slips by him. Though the picture makes it look like he was beat glove side
this one actually slipped through the five hole.
Booth will be the #1 tender for the Penguins as they begin they're playoff campaign against the Canes this Friday.
The beach ball gag is cornier than ethanol but it's always a winner!
Kings tower forward Brian "Lurch" Boake is pictured here celebrating the assist
he was credited for on the third Kings goal in their 6 - 5 loss to the Shark.
This is Classic!!
Gettin Their Crunk On
Pictured above starting at left are Mike Eng, Bill Yip & Bryce Glynn, dubbed the"Huff Line" after the trio adopted the pregame ritual of sniffing
the fumes from departed Penguins' captain Tom Lappala's jock, gloves and skates.
They feel the sweet musty smell helps get them in the zone. Glynn was quoted as saying " Couple sniffs of that old tinny b'ye and ya got eyes like
a caplin goin' offshore..."
Based on the team's performance so far this year and common sense they should just stop doing this.
Back In The Day!
One of the first photo's taken of an NMFNHL game circa 1878 at Bogart pond in Bogartown.
In the early years the league logo was painted at centre ice - this ended 1885 after the judgement in a copyright dispute favoured the NHL.
The player tumbling on his ass at centre is Sukeltaja Lappala - Tom Lappala's grandfather.
(Click on his first name to see meaning.) At the bottom of the picture rookie net-minder Bobby Moore shouts encouragement to his squad .
The structure in the background is Canada's first St. Louis Bar.
Photo courtesy of Mel Chalk who took this remarkable shot from his newly acquired zeppelin.
NMFNHL braintrust is considering rinkside (that rinkside not rink size)
cheerleaders to lure more fans and encourage player's to stay and watch games.
Ironically NMF Commisioner LLL warned "funds are limited for such a program and we'll have to start small" .
The local St. Louis owner says he expects beer sales to increase if the NMF proceeds...
"Okay guys listen up, I've got this great play that's a sure thing to get us
to the finals, I call it the dump and chase..."
